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Announcing The Launch Of The Naked Blanket
Announcing The Launch Of The Naked Blanket
"Man! Imagine if everyone in the world, had a totally awesome blanket that was just for being naked under" explains Woody Johnson, inventor of The Naked Blanket and proprietor of www.TheNakedBlanket.com
Victoria,
South Melbourne,
Australia
(prbd.net)
22/11/2012
A wise man once said that "Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing left to take away.'One Woodstock veteran is taking this idea to extremes in the clothing department with his new invention; The Naked Blanket."Man! Imagine if everyone in the world, had a totally awesome blanket that was just for being naked under.'
"The Naked Blanket is a queen-sized, 100% polar fleece dream-come-true for anybody suffering from the ill-effects of over-clothedness,'explains Woody Johnson, inventor of The Naked Blanket and proprietor of www.TheNakedBlanket.com. "Woodstock weren't nothing but naked bodies, mud and blankets. You can get mud anywhere. But blankets and naked people? Now that's a combination worth celebrating!'
The Naked Blanket is aimed at people of all shapes, sizes, colours and creeds. "The Naked Blanket is special,'says Woody. "It's for singles, couples, triples. Whatever takes your fancy, the Naked Blanket isn't gonna judge you. Unless you wear your clothes while you're underneath it. Because then, you're missing the point. Ain'tya?'
"The Naked Blanket doesn't care about your designer Jeans or custom shirts. The Naked Blanket wants them off. Now!After that...the Naked Blanket wants to be all over you like white on rice. Like green on peas. Like blue on sky.'
The Naked Blanket is accompanied by a manual written by the eccentric inventor himself, in which he documents an extensive range of possible pastimes and activities for the new owner. There's even an extensive FAQ and Trouble Shooting section if you should run into some difficulties using the blanket. "There's only one restriction when using the Naked Blanket,'says Woody, "your imagination! Let it run wild and make sure to bring the Naked Blanket with you.'
The Naked Blanket donates a proportion ofeach blanket sold to the Against Malaria Foundation - supplying insecticidal mosquito nets to third-world countries.
"The Naked Blanket is like a storage device for devotion. It's like a generator for good vibes. Feed your Naked Blanket love and happiness. You will get the love returned many times over.'
The Naked Blanket is available from www.TheNakedBlanket.com and is priced at $29.95 + S&H
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“The Naked Blanket is like a storage device for devotion. It’s like a generator for good vibes. Feed your Naked Blanket love and happiness. You will get the love returned many times over.” The Naked Blanket is available from www.TheNakedBlanket.com and is priced at $29.95 + S&H
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